worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

the amount of clothes on my floor is directly proportional to how depressed i am

a few socks: i’m just chilling

a crumpled pair of jeans and a few (clean) items of underwear: things could be worse

an entire floordrobe and some dirty laundry: ooh girl 😬

(Source: hexglyphs)

theweirdwideweb:

*wears big shiny earrings to distract from the mustache I haven’t shaved in 5 days*

singlemumsugar:

Money is coming to me

In all areas of my life.

Money is there in abundance. Every time I spend money, it reappears in my hands, my bank accounts, tenfold.

malt-tango:

The delivery of these lines is better than anything else I’ve ever seen